#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops
#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
j’approve. :3
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“The mirror of trust. We do these exercises before we fight.” “Yeah, always.” [x]
yay this is the best
HOW IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED.
How it DID happen in my mind.
imma let you finish, show, but you could be so much more than you are.
#the new adventures of superkorra and miss sato #they are superman and lois 2 me
MY NEW CRACKPOT THEORY: Canton Everett Delaware III’s son is Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Canton’s the bio-dad; his partner’s name is Coulson. So Phil ended up with one dad’s hairline (and dress sense…) and the other dad’s surname. The reason why Agent Phil Coulson is so good at dealing with weird shit is that he fucking grew up with it. Because don’t tell me that Canton wasn’t recruited by SHIELD as soon as he got fired from the FBI. He helped a bunch of time-travelers deal with an alien invasion, stood up to the President of the United States, and did it all without batting an eyelid. CLEARLY PHIL COULSON’S PERPETUAL, FAINTLY-SMILING CALM IS A GENETIC TRAIT.
I VOTE YES WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE.
SEEING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER GROW UP IS LITERALLY THE WORST AND BEST THING YOU COULD PUT ME THROUGH.
Aang: Wow, camping. It really feels just like old times again, doesn’t it?
Zuko: If you really want it to feel like old times, I could uhh… chase you around for a while and try to capture you.Zuko, I think that came off way more sexual than you intended it to.
lmao
that smirk
Okay that’s it I have to watch this show now
Simon: We had this amazing panel for Paul. It was the best time I could ever meet Harrison Ford, who I adore, he’s a hero of mine and I was coming off stage from this— the panel went great, uproarious applause. I was stepping off stage, he was waiting to come up for his Cowboys and Aliens panel and I bumped in to him. And, rather than saying, “Hey, Harrison. Simon Pegg, from Paul.” I just went, “HAAHAAHANSOLO,” and ran away.
<3 <3 <3
so as you may have gathered, starting to post Avengers spoilers, which will be tagged ‘avengers spoilers’ for your tumblr saviour needs, but if that script doesn’t work for you and you’re trying to avoid getting spoiled, I really won’t be offended if you temporarily unfollow me.
(Or permanently, frankly, I am not one for internet drama! Do what you gotta do!)
