#ACTUAL BEST QUOTE OF ANYTHING EVER ALL OTHER QUOTES CAN GO HOME BECAUSE THIS ONE WINS

I’ve concluded that the only that could have made Xena better is dinosaurs. I move to correct this presently.
I do this ALL THE TIME. Except I use [[double brackets]]—to aid in ctrl-F’ing them later to make sure I don’t post them—in which I write things like [[AND THEN TECHNOBABBLE ABOUT THE POWER DISC AND SHIT, w/e]]
or [[SOMETHING SOMETHING QUANTUM PARTICLE THAT THING I READ IN THE TIMES SCIENCE SECTION LAST WEEK]]
or [[EXPLAIN THIS SOMEHOW]]
Yep! also [witty banter here] and [some kind of smooth scene transition]

I AM MRS. NESBIT.
FYUCK YEAH BRO ASYOU AREH
ALWAYS REBLOG MRS NESBITT
obsrkglnw;lknbkwrgkngvkwLNBRKBVNV;3LKRNBLNW;3LRKBNE3H NESBITT!
THE GREATEST EVERVERVEVVREERRJNBRWKJBGJBT
Oh myFUCKINGVGOD
- Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
- Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
- Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
- Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
- Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
- Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
- Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen

#People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers
mom: “what are you doing?”
me: “I’m on tumblr.”
mom: “the feminist cat website?”the feminist cat website.
the feminist cat website
DYING.
but accurate.
omg
i want to go to there
“#he doesn’t exist nope”
Oops, abandoning my faith on my deathbed. Or maybe being struck down as I say that.
“#and maybe I can pay her back or something”
Welp.
#jesus and me
sounds about right
#batman
#A WILD KINGSTON APPEARS
excellent I die happy then.
#sigh
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
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when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
when you feel so tired
but you can’t sleep
when you lose something you cannot replace
And I will try…to fix you.
This was beautiful.