pile of good things

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

via some-stars · originally by captawesomesauce

theletteraesc:

Dying of laughter be right back.

via anatsuno · originally by metropolis-vanguard

fuckyeahferafestiva:

mishapumpkins:

smythe-hummel:

“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.

#”where did you serve?” they ask me #”the Supernatural front” i say softly. ”they say you ain’t seen a battlefield like it. they’re right.”

“My great-aunt served in the Harry Potter ship wars. She doesn’t like talking about it, though.”

a-ghost-who-was-left-in-the-cold:

thepatindahat:

redvinesgiraffe:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

let me explain you a thing

i’m the real slim shady 

and i’m javert

via dropkicks · originally by seaking

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

via tehriz · originally by mmtion

soufflenatural:

“I love Doctor Who!”
image


“Martha was the worst companion though”
image

via fuckyeahmarthajones · originally by soufflenatural
sometimesbrilliant: #except for you #since you murdered most of them

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

via thecroissantgirl · originally by skywalkerss

egg-rolls:

if harriet jones met javert how many times would they introduce themselves

via cosmic-llin · originally by egg-rolls

thefrogman:

Drawn by Zach [tumblr] for Paint Doktah Who

via areyoumarriedriver · originally by paintdoktahwho

hellsingdrug:

smoothandwelldressed:

idiosyncratic-dalek:

sagarnaga:

how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy 

Actually laughter is a biological response letting the other person know that you both are just playing and neither of you is a threat to the other. So actually laughter is your body’s way of saying to your friend “Please don’t kill me.”

but don’t people laugh when they’re alone? who are we asking not to kill us when we’re alone?

God.

via tehriz · originally by sagarnaga
  • (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
  • TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
  • Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
  • TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
  • Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
  • Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
  • TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
  • Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
  • (Everyone starts laughing.)
  • TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
  • (Everyone groans.)
  • TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
  • (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
  • Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
  • TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
  • (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
  • Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
  • (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
  • Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
  • (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
  • Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
  • Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
  • Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
  • Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
  • Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
  • (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
  • Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”
via cacchieressa · originally by notalwayslearning.com
Flash mob at General Lamarque’s funeral

lexellcassini:

Pass it on.

via thedaisiestdaisy · originally by burchwood
paramaline: buttsexington: I don’t know if it’s just because Angel is wearing it or what but this shirt is so awful #where did you get it #did you have that shirt in your posession #did it stick out among all the black button up shirts and trench coats or #did you borrow it from lorne #did you go out and buy it when you started having all of these happy feelings#did you decide you needed to express your joy through yellow stripes #what the fuck is going on here #shannon watches angel #did you bleach the crap out of one of your black shirts and draw in the yellow with magic marker I need to KNOW

paramaline:

buttsexington:

I don’t know if it’s just because Angel is wearing it or what but this shirt is so awful

#where did you get it #did you have that shirt in your posession #did it stick out among all the black button up shirts and trench coats or #did you borrow it from lorne #did you go out and buy it when you started having all of these happy feelings#did you decide you needed to express your joy through yellow stripes #what the fuck is going on here #shannon watches angel #did you bleach the crap out of one of your black shirts and draw in the yellow with magic marker I need to KNOW

via dollsome-does-tumblr · originally by buttsexington

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

via thecroissantgirl · originally by kushdrinker